Talk to Animals
Marty Meyer, Telepathic Animal Communicator
The Internet Cat Whisperer
E-How: How to Talk to a Cat
YouTube: Talking Cats
Pet Place: Understanding What your cat is saying
This is a hilarious SNL bit parodying Mark Wahlberg talking to the animals
To be honest, this page should be called: "I talk funny to animals", because I have talked to any furry creature I encountered (and a few non-furry ones) with a funny voice. I even funny-talked a gopher out of a hole so that my photographer husband could get a shot of him (or her).
When it was my family pets - or rather, pet family - I had a different way of speaking with each pet. If I go any further in describing this, it all sounds a little nuts. I somehow influenced my daughter, I guess, because she speaks funny to animals, as well.
Perhaps it isn't so weird to speak to animals. After all, I am sure that St. Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals, spoke to animals.
If not, Dr. Dolittle could be the patron saint of talking to animals.....
The cat to the left is Marty. I created a webpage for Marty called My Cat's Butt.
This is how I talked to Marty:
"Marmalarmy Pwessuss-Messus. Dat's wight, dat's wight! "
Translation: "Marty, you are such an awesome cat, and that's the truth!
