Classic Sitcoms EPISODE GUIDE
01 - Ramon (1/23/75)
Capt. Barney Miller's wife, Elizabeth, tries to talk him into quitting his job, and moving to a quieter, more rural area to start a chicken ranch. Meanwhile at the police station, a teenage drug addict, Ramon, gets Fish's gun, and is holding the squad at bay.
02 - Experience (1/30/75)
Barney has to talk Fish out of early retirement while investigating a bomber who is blowing up public buildings.
03 - Snow Job (2/6/75)
An exhibitionist in a snowstorm, an armored-car drivers' strike and no heat create chaos for Barney at the police station.
04 - Graft (2/13/75)
Barney's men are accused of being on the take after a former detective from his squad becomes a member of the Internal Affairs unit.
05 -The Courtesans (2/20/75)
Wojo (Stan Wojciehowicz) goes to Barney for advice when he becomes attracted to one of the girls he arrested at Rose's Village-A-Go-Go.
06 -The Stakeout (2/27/75)
Barney and his squad stake out a drug drop at an apartment house, but he fears their cover will be blown by visiting tenants.
07 - The Bureaucrat (3/6/75)
A Washington bureaucrat gets drunk in Barney's precinct and ends up in the squad room cell. Guest Star: David Wayne
08 - Ms. Cop (3/13/75)
The new female cop assigned to Barney's precinct does all the typing while the other detectives are out catching bank robbers. Guest Star: Linda Lavin
09 - The Vigilante (3/20/75)
Chano has to arrest an irate citizen who's been defending the neighborhood from muggers.
10 - The Guest (3/27/75)
Barney's squad has the job of protecting a government witness from a crime syndicate. Guest Star: Herb Edelman
11 - The Escape Artist (4/10/75)
Barney's squad apprehends an escaped convict, and then must hold him until he's returned to jail. Guest Star: Roscoe Lee Brown
12 - Hair (4/17/75)
In fatigues, gold earrings and beard, Guardeno, a transfer from the narcotics unit, joins Barney's division. Barney has to help him fit in with the squad. Guest Stars: Michael Lembeck, Henry Beckman and Florence Stanley
13 - The Hero (5/1/75)
Chano becomes depressed after shooting two bank robbers. Barney's wife, Elizabeth, makes a citizen's arrest of an eight-year-old boy. Guest Star: James Gregory
Season Two
14 - Doomsday (9/11/75)
A citizen named Weber, wearing a belt of dynamiteticks, demands that all city officials and the governor be arrested.Guest Star: William Windom
15 - The Social Worker (9/1875) Elizabeth has Barney worried when she takes a job as a social worker in a tough part of the Bronx.
16 - The Lay-Off (9/25/75)
Just as the precinct is aving an upsurge in crime, Barney is ordered to downsize his unit by three officers.
17 - Ambush (10/2/75)
Detective Kelly is assigned to fill in for Yemana but he doesn't get along with the rest of the squad. anwhile, Barney gets an offer to become a police chief in Florida.
18 - Heat Wave (10/9/75)
Members of Barney's squadsort to wearing dresses during a heat wave to help female detectives Wentworth and Bailey catch a rapist.
19 - The Arsonis t(10/16/75)
Harris uses psychology to find an arsonist plaguing he precinct. Chano arrests a man for shooting a candy machine.
20-- Grand Hotel (10/23/75)
Wojciehowicz and Detective Janice Wentworth check into a plush New York hotel, posing as husband and wife, to discover who has been robbing the guests. Guest Star: Linda Lavin
21 -scovery (10/30/75)
One of Barney's detectives is accused of extortion by a member of the gay community.
22 - You Dirty Rat(11/13/75)
Barney's detectives are short two kilos of marijuana for the narcotics squad. Wojciehowicz is bitten by a rat at the precincthouse.
Scene from Barney Miller Episode #22 You Dirty Rat
23 - Horse Thief (11/13/75)
A bicentennial celebration in New York brings out a horse thief, a tourist with a black eye and a lady who sells $60 bicentennial buttons.
24 - Rain (11/27/75)
An endless rainstorm causes the detectives to fear the collapse of their precinct roof.
25 - Fish (12/4/75)
Fish's doctor puts him on restricted duty and he has to train a new man on the squad.
26 - Hot Dogs (12/11/75)
Two off-duty policewomen cause havoc for Barney and his men when they make arrests on a college campus.
27 - Protection (12/18/75)
When the rumor spreads that arney's station is being closed down, a protection racket springs up in the neighborhood.
28- Happy New Year (1/8/76)
Barney's detectives face a New Year's Eve of jumpers, drunks and pickpockets, as well as an expectant mother about to give birth.
29 - The Sniper (1/22/76)
While Fish is handling a family dispute involving awife who plans to visit Saturn, Wojo is being shot at outside the 12th precinct station house.
30 -Fear of Flying (1/29/76)
Wojo is afraid of flying a prisoner to Cleveland.
31 - Block Party (2/12/76)
Chano and Janice are assigned to cover a block party, thus arousing the jealousy of Wojo, who has been dating Janice.
32 - Massage Parlor (2/19/76)
Janice arrests a cowboy at a massage parlor and an old lady mugs a man.
33 -The Psychiatrist (2/26/76)
A psychiatrist decides that Wojo is unfit to carry a gun and, as a result, wants to test all of Barney's men.
34 -The Kid (3/4/76)
Romance enters Fish's life when the attractive mother of a juvenile pickpocket comes to plead for her son. The situation presents problems in the form of Bernice, Fish's wife.
35 -The Mole (3/18/76)
Fish must decide between an operation and a lifetime of sitting on a rubber cushion. Wojo and Harris have to chase a burglar through the sewers of New ork.
Season Three
36 -Evacuation (9/23/76)
Fish meets his match in a young girl he picks up for theft. Wojo, the precinct's public information officer, inadvertently starts a rumor about an impending disaster for the city.
37 - Quarantine (Part I) (9/30/76)
When the station is quarantined, Barney and his detectives are stuck with a man who has a mysterious fever, a prostitute and Inspector Luger.
38 - Quarantine (Part II) (10/7/76)
39 -The Election(10/21/76)
Some of the problems faced by police on election night include a rich man who shoplifts lingerie and a pedestrian hit by a flying toilet seat.
40 - Werewolf(10/28/76)
Barney's jail is occupied by a man convinced he will turn into a werewolf at midnight and commit horrible murders.
41 - Bus Stop (11/4/76)
Driver, passengers and a suspect end up in the 12th precinct when a hijacked bus crashes in the neighborhood.
42 - The Recluse (11/11/76)
Detectives must arrest a 70-year-old man who hasn't left his apartment for 35 years, as well as cope with two runaways and a preacher of doom. Guest Star: James Daly
43 - Non-Involvement (11/18/76)
A detective arrests a citizen on a charge of non-involvement when the man refuses to help catch a criminal.
44 - Power Failure (12/9/76)
Barney has problems when the lights go out in the 12th precinct, and a female psychiatrist takes a shine to him.
45 - Christmas Story (12/23/76)
Christmas Eve sees no decrease in crime. Fish goes undercover dressed as Santa Claus to capture a crook.
46 -Hash (12/30/76)
Barney discovers that the strange behavior of several detectives resulted from the consumption of hashish-laden brownies.
47 -Smog Alert (1/6/77)
A man who writes obscene graffiti and a woman who has attempted suicide meet in jail and are immediately attracted to each other.
48 - Community Relations (1/13/77)
The detectives of the 12th Precinct have to cope with an irate landlord, a musket toting oldster and a blind shoplifter.
49 -The Rand Report (1/20/77)
A report critical ofdetectives upsets the 12th Precinct and Wojo threatens to resign when helearns he'll have to walk a beat.
50 - Fire 77 (1/23/77)
A religious criminal scolds Wojo for not attending Mass regularly and then sets the police station on fire.
51 -The Abduction (2/3/77)
The parents of a runaway girl attempt to snatch her away from a religious cult and Barney has to work out a reconciliation.
52 -Sex Surrogate (2/10/77)
Barney must decide whether a sex therapy clinic offers legitimate therapy or if it's just a cover for prostitution.
53 - Moonlighting (2/17/77)
While Detective Harris truggles to hold down two jobs, his colleagues deal with a minister who sells stolen goods and a bookmaker who uses a retarded boy as a numbers runner.
54 - Asylum (2/24/77)
Barney locks horns with the State Department when Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician.
55 - Group Home (3/10/77)
Sgt. Fish is disguised as a woman on the anti-mugging squad, while the other detectives try to catch a man seeking revenge against the U.S. Army. Guest Star: James Cromwell
56 -Strike (Part I) (3/24/77)
The detectives of the 12th precinct must search their consciences and weigh the moral and ethical consequences of a police strike.
57 -Strike (Part II) (3/31/77)
When his men go on strike, Barney tries to run the 12th precinct single-handedly while also dealing with a man-hungry spinster.
Season Four
58 - Good-bye Mr. Fish ( Part I) (9/15/77)
Worried about Sgt. Fish, who hasfailed to arrive for his last day of work before retirement, Barney must deal with trigger-happy vigilantes.
59 -Good-bye Mr. Fish (Part I I)(9/22/77)
Faced with the pressure and finality of his retirement, Fish deludes himself into believing that he will continue working.
60 -Bugs (9/29/77)
Barney and his detectives become nervous and paranoid when a fumigator discovers a hidden microphone in the squad room.
61 -Corporation (10/6/77)
An ecology-minded graffiti artist threatens to protest environmental contamination by committing suicide in the squad room.
62 - Burial (10/20/77)
When a body is stolen from a local mortuary, Barney receives help from an unexpected source-retired detective Fish.
63 - Copy Cat (10/27/77)
Barney's men apprehend a drunk who tried to rob a store without a weapon and acrook who has been getting all his ideas from TV police shows.
64 -Blizzard (11/3/77)
As the city is brought to a standstill by a blizzard, Barney and his men are plagued by a dead body, an irate lawyer and a deranged citizen who claims that a new ice age has begun.
65 - Chase (11/17/77)
An undercover officer from Internal Affairs is sentto investigate the officers' integrity at the 12th precinct.
66; Thanksgiving Story (11/24/77)
On Thanksgiving, Barney and his men arrest a man who stabbed his brother-in-law over a piece of turkey and three escaped mental patients, causing a disturbance at an automat.
67- The Tunnel (12/1/77)
Wojo is buried alive, the precinct's telephones go dead and Harris still hasn't found an apartment with a terrace.
68 -Atomic Bomb (12/15/77)
Barney sends for the FBI when the bomb squad brings in an atomic bomb designed by a student for his master's thesis.
69 -The Bank (1/5/78)
Barney handles a dispute between the operator of a sperm bank and an outraged customer who claims that his deposit has been destroyed.
70 - The Ghost (1/12/78)
The detectives of the 12th precinct encounter a series of strange events after arresting a man who claims to be haunted by a poltergeist named Julius.
71 - Appendicitis (1/19/78)
As Barney and his detectives deal with a sugar addict and an elderly bounty hunter, Detective Yemana suddenly doubles over with appendicitis.
72 -The Rape (1/26/78)
Barney seeks help from a female district attorney when a woman brings a charge of rape against her husband. Guest Star: Linda Dano
73 - Eviction (Part I) (2/2/78)
Barney fights to forestall the eviction of a tenement full of impoverished tenants.
74 -Eviction (Part II) (2/9/78)
Although relieved of his command, Barney is the only officer with whom the tenants of a condemned building willnegotiate for a non-violent exodus. Guest Star: Bruce Kirby
75 -Wojo's Problems (2/23/78)
Barney has his hands full with a wheelchair-bound shoplifter, a new detective and Wojo, who is having trouble with the opposite sex.
76 -Quo Vadis (3/2/78)
An irate citizen complains of the pornography being displayed at a distinguished art gallery. Meanwhile, Barney and his wife face a marital crisis brought on by the dangers of police work.
77 -The Hostage (3/23/78) A wild-eyed gunman forces Barney and his men to serve time in their own jail with a loony ventriloquist and his obscene dummy.
78 - Evaluation (5/4/78)
Evaluation reports worry the officers while they're trying to contend with the elderly, married proprietors of a vandalized ornography shop, and an assailant who will give no name, only a number.
79 -The Sighting (5/11/78)
A wife claims that her husband is converting her assets into gold. The Air Force investigates Wojo's claim of having seen a UFO.
80 - Inauguration (5/18/78)
The mayoral inauguration is hectic for the 12th precinct officers as they rescue a would be political suicide, investigate the new mayor's hate mail and learn of the resignation of Harris, who has been asked to work on the mayor's staff.
Season Five
81 - Kidnapping (Part I) (9/14/78)
It's a tough case for Barney and the men of the 12th precinct when a department store owner is kidnapped and his captors demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.
82 -Kidnapping (Part II)
83 -The Search (9/21/78)
Barney and his men confront another busy day which includes a man missing for 28 years and the arrest of educational television's Mr. Science. Guest Star: Bruce Kirby
84 - Dog Days (9/28/78)
After a painful case of bite andrun, Wojo faces the prospect of rabies, unless he can overcome his fear of needles. Guest Star: Rosalind Cash
85 - The Baby Broker (10/5/78)
During a hectic day, Barney's men encounter an illegal adoption ring, a man writing a book on obscenity and Officer Levitt, who has been working 36 hours straight after taking some pep pills.
86- The Accusation (10/12/78)
Scanlon of Internal Affairs investigates when a young lady accuses Dietrich of improper conduct. Also, a Rabbi is arrested for running a charitable gambling casino in his temple. Guest Stars: George Murdock, Michael Tucci
87 -The Prisoner (10/19/78)
While Barney receives embarrassing marital unseling from the chaplain, the detectives arrest a parolee who wants to return to prison and a cat burglar's widow who has inherited the family business.
88 -Loan Shark (11/2/78)
Yemana rebels after 20 years of being taken for granted on the force. Other detectives arrest a 14-year-old loan shark and two men fighting over a tattoo.
89 - The Vandal (11/9/78)
The squad room suffers an attack of vandalism, and an argument between a TV executive and a dissatisfied viewer leads to some real-life violence. Guest Star: Christopher Lloyd
90 -The Harris Incident(11/30/78)
Detective Harris is seething after being shot at bytwo uniformed policemen. Meanwhile, Wojo arrests a beggar who has a wife, a house, a family and a maid.
91 - The Radical 2/7/78)
Inspector Luger suffers a possible heart attack while arguing with a longtime fugitive, a once famous radical who is disappointed that his arrest is causing no excitement.
92 -Toys (12/14/78) Problems with his estranged wife make it difficult for Barney to deal with a claustrophobic holdup man and a toy-store burglary.
93 -The Indian (1/4/79)
The detectives investigate an unusual shoe thief while Wojo befriends an elderly Indian who wishes to die with dignity-in Central Park.
94 - Voice Analyzer (1/11/79)
Due to reports of policerruption, Barney and his men must all take a newfangled, lie-detector test, and all pass but one.
95 - The Spy (1/18/79)
Barney's detectives and a few citizens are held up at gunpoint by an unemployed spy who is convinced that he is the victim of a governmentconspiracy.
96 - Wojo's Girl(Part I) (1/25/79)
Wojo struggles with an impulse to settle down with his latest lady. Meanwhile, a parlamenitary organization that recruits would-be soldiers of fortune is discovered.
97 - Wojo's Girl (Part II)
98 -Middle Age - (2/1/79)
Barney finds his graceful transition into middle age destroyedby the sudden concern of his men for his mental and physical health.
99 - The Counterfeiter ( 2/8/79)
The detectives of the 12th precinct try to catch a counterfeiter and break up a fight between a plastic surgeon and his client.
100 -Open House (2/15/79)
Only a few hungry bums show up for an open house at the 12th precinct. Guest Star: Christopher Lloyd
101 - Identity (3/1/79)
Officer Levitt goes undercover, a robber turns out to be someone he's not and Dietrich saves Harris' life.
102 - Computer Crime (3/15/79)
Barney's officers catch a man in the computer room of the large brokerage firm where he works, carrying a valuable stamp collection.
103 Graveyard Shift (5/10/79)
Harris starts another novel about police life. A bomb threat from a neighbor clears the station house. A tourist gets a first hand glimpse of the NYPD. And a man fights a succubus.
Season Six
104 -Jack Soo, a Retrospective (5/17/79)
105 - Inquisition (9/13/79)
An attack on a department store's canned music system, a holdup in an adult bookstore and an unsigned letter from a 12th precinct officer containing a surprise disclosure plunge the department into turmoil.
106 -The Photographer (9/20/79)
A drug pusher who's incensed at being arrested by a short cop, a photographer who lures women into a park for larcenous purposes and a man who claims to be Jesus Christ enliven the 12th Precinct.
107 - Vacation(9/27/79)
With the annual vacation scheduling conflict at hand, Barney and his men have a false alarm case to clear up, as well as a quarrel between brothers over a kidney transplant.
108 -The Brother (10/4/79)
The 12th precinct is enlivened by the problems of a Catholic friar who has mislaid one of his novitiates in the fleshpots of Manhattan.
109 - The Slave (10/18/79)
A diplomatic incident is narrowly averted when a minor traffic accident exposes the slave status of a man named Nu. Barney negotiates with the U.N. for Nu's freedom.
110 -Strip Joint (11/1/79)
Two topless dancers from what turns out to be a government-owned strip joint and a man who claims he will burst into flames at any moment warm up the men of the 12th precinct in more ways than one.
111 -The Bird (11/8/79)
Barney has problems when Harris finds a publisher for his book about the 12th precinct and Wojo gets a pet parrot.
112 - The Desk (11/22/79)
While Detective Harris tries to deal with a mugged Amish man, Wojo has his hands full with a lobotomized bank robber and his doctor and lawyer.
113 - The Judge (12/6/79)
Comedy abounds at the 12th precinct, when Wojo brings in a flaky judge who uses his gavel on the head of a lawyer, and a woman claims that her sexy blonde neighbor is involved in a drug ring.
114 -The DNA Story (12/13/79)
Outrageous events overtake the precinct when a woman claims that her husband has been replaced by a robot, and a scientist tries to cover up the theft of mutant cultures which might cause an epidemic.
115 - The Dentist (12/27/79)
A female detective feels rejected when she fails to trap a lecherous dentist, and Wojo takes up an annoying art form.
116 - People's Court (1/3/80)
While Barney faces eviction, his men arrest a berserk census taker and some neighborhood busybodies who have set up their own legal system.
117 -Vanished (Part I) (1/10/80)
Harris disappears while working undercover as a skid row bum, and Frank Luger is demoted and ssigned to work under Barney.
118 -Vanished (Part II) (1/17/80)
While everyone searches frantically for Harris, Wojo and Dietrich compete for the attentions of young women with a bizarre proposition.
119 - The Child Stealers (1/24/80)
Barney's men have their hands full with a self-proclaimed time traveler from the 21st century, and a divorced father who tries to kidnap his own son.
120 - Guns (1/31/80)
Demoted Inspector Luger seems suicidal to Wojo, and Barney has his hands full tracking down some heavy artillery stolen from an illegal connection.
121 - Uniform Days (2/7/80)
On mandatory uniform day, Barney and dapper Harris have a confrontation over Harris' refusal to wear full police garb.
122 -Dietrich's Arrest (Part I) (2/28/80)
Dietrich defies Captain Miller by attending an anti-nuclear power demonstration and winds up on the wrong side of the law when a disturbance breaks out.
123 -Dietrich's Arrest (Part II) (3/6/80)
Barney reluctantly has Dietrich booked for taking part in an anti-nuclear power demonstration, and a pro-nuke scientist harasses his; fellow prisoners by splashing them with atomic water
124 -The Architect (3/27/80)
Two armed hoodlums invade the squad room, but Barney has little time for them because a bomb is about to go off in a building across the street.
125 -The Inventor (5/1/80)
While a hypnotist tries to extract important clues from Wojo's foggy memory, an inventor tries to steal his own blueprints.
126 -Fog (5/8/80)
Barney is turned down for a promotion and while he broods about it, his men bring in a burglar who got lost in the fog, a combative blues musician and a socially concerned nut.
Season Seven
127 - Homicide (Part I) (10/30/80)
When Inspector Luger has Barney and the men of the 12th precinct designated as a specialty squad, life in the precinct becomes murder.
128 -Homicide (Part II) (11/6/80)
Barney and his men are going bananas in their new assignment as homicide detectives, so Barney starts a campaign to get his squad's neighborhood duties back.
129 -The Delegate (11/13/80)
A clockwork bandit, a mysterious cop and a convention delegate keep the men of the 12th precinct busy.
130 -Dorsey (11/27/80)
Chaos ensues when a new detective sparks jealously in Officer Levitt, then drops a real bombshell by accusing his fellow investigators of being on the take.
131 -Agent Orange (12/11/80)
Vietnam vet Wojo turns a routine robbery investigation into an indictment of the establishment when he discovers that he was exposed to hazardous chemicals.
132 -Call Girl(12/18/80)
Dietrich embarks on a campaign to avoid women, only to find the squad room filled with gorgeous call girls.
133 -Resignation (1/8/81)
Dietrich hands in his resignation because he doesn't like the idea of shooting at fleeing suspects. Levitt thinks this is his big chance to move up to detective.
134 - FieldAssociate(1/15/80)
Someone is finking to Internal Affairs. Wojo manipulates the good captain into exposing the informer.
135 -Movie (Part I) (1/22/81)
As Lt. Scanlon closes in on a gay cop, Harris turns a low-budget pornography investigation into a major motion picture.
136 - Movie (Part II) (1/29/81)
Harris' official decoy porno film, entitled:"Four Women" (Barney:"Why 'Four Women'?" Harris :"Two and Three were taken.") is finally finished, $19,000 over budget, and the world premiere sends shock waves through the squad.
137 - The Psychic ( 2/5/81)
Tensions run high when a psychic, arrested for pummeling a would-be purse snatcher, predicts disaster for Harris, who is out on an armed robbery call.
138 - Stormy Weather (2/12/81)
Levitt comes to the rescue with his knowledge of sign language when a deaf woman is picked up for soliciting. Wojo swims the icy Hudson River in hot pursuit of a burglar.
139 - The Librarian (2/19/81)
A simple case of vandalism unearths a Nazi war criminal, and Barney's men are suddenly involved in international law.
140 - Rachel (2/26/81)
Barney has misgivings when Wojo, who has quite a reputation with women, makes a date with his daughter Rachel.
141 - Contempt (Part I) (3/12/81)
Barney is jailed for contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant.
142 -Contempt (Part II) (3/19/81)
While Barney's lawyer and the judge are seeking a compromise, Barney cools his heels in a cell with a murder suspect.
143 - The Doll (3/26/81)
A day of hilarity and hysteria dawns on Barney and his men when they look for a doll kidnapper, a man is conned out of $500 for a trip on the space shuttle, and Inspector Luger writes Barney into his will.
144 -Lady and the Bomb(4/30/81)
An agitated woman with a homemade pressure cooker bomb threatens to blow up the squad room. Meanwhile, the verdict in Harris' libel suit is finally reached and retired Fish makes a surprise visit. Guest Star: Abe Vigoda
145 - Riot (5/1/81)
When Inspector Luger tries to mollify a militant crowd of Hassidic Jews, a demonstration turns into a riot.
146 -Vests (5/7/81)
Chaos prevails at the 12th precinct with the arrival of the bulletproof vests, and an urgent call comes in that someone is barricaded in an apartment with two shotguns.
147 - The Rainmaker (5/14/81)
While Barney's men threaten to leave the 12th for promotions at another precinct, the whole; squad gets a laugh out of a self-proclaimed rainmaker who is arrested for attempting to seed the clouds and end New York's drought.
148 - Liquidation (5/21/81)
Harris faces instant poverty when the court rules against him. Dietrich helps a humble news dealer with a grievance againsta multi-national corporation.
Season Eight
149 - Paternity (10/29/81)
Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit and then gets even more shocking news. Dietrich arrests a man who has gone berserk in a movie theatre, and Harris helps a beauty contestant after a mugging.
150 - Advancement (11/5/81)
Luger's pending retirement has the lonely inspector considering a mail-order bride from the Far East.
151-The Car (11/12/81)
A car that was stolen 25 years ago is found in perfect condition, a sanitation officer freaks out and assaults a litterbug and little Levitt becomes a hero.
152 - Possession (11/19/81) Barney seeks help from the police chaplain when a meek man throws trash through a department store window, and, claiming to be the devil, demands an exorcism.
153 - Stress Analyzer (11/26/81)
Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops measuring stress while he's out on call, leading his colleagues to believe that he's dead.
154 - Games (12/10/81)
Barney and his men become embroiled with the KGB and the shipping of computer microchips behind the Iron Curtain.
155 - Homeless (12/17/81)
A simple arrest leads to a major fiasco for Barney and his men when the 12th precinct is flooded with homeless people, stranded by a blizzard.
156 - The Tontine (1/7/82)
Barney and his men cope with an old man who has tried to commit suicide so his cousin will collect the insurance money.
157 - Examination Day (1/14/82)
Because most of the force is taking a department exam, the plainclothes officers of the 12th; precinct go back into uniform, walking beats and working with Inspector Luger.
158 - The Clown (1/21/82)
A mugged clown, a busload of rowdy convicts just released from prison and a highly unethical police recruiter from New Mexico make anything but a quiet night for Barney and the guys.
159 - Chinatown (Part I) (2/4/82)
Barney and his men scramble to cope with gang warfare in Chinatown when the mayor demands action.
160 - Chinatown (Part II) (2/11/82)Tensions mount as Harris and Dietrich stay locked up in a hotel room with a key witness to a gang murder.
161 - Hunger Strike (2/18/82)
Harris brings in a man who chained himself to a fence to begin a hunger strike protesting world conditions and the loss of his cleaning deposit.
162 Arrival (2/25/82)
Luger's mail-order bride arrives and, not wanting to cope with the situation, Luger tells Barney to handle it since he wrote the letters in the first place.
163 -Obituary (3/11/82)
Barney's irthday is celebrated amidst chaos when a man starts stealing frozen surplus chickens, and another man assaults a reporter for prematurely writing his obituary.
164 - Inquiry (3/26/82)
Wojo prompts a full-scale departmental investigation when he nicks a liquor store robber who shoots at him.
65 -Old Love (4/2/82)
Dietrich's girlfriend from his days as a radical student visits the 12th precinct, and the flames of an old love are being rekindled-with a married woman.
166 - Altercation (4/9/82)
Harris hits a lawyer in the nose, creating commotion in the precinct house.
167 - Bones ( 4/30/82) The 12th precinct suffers through a coffeeless day because of plumbing problems while the men cope with an American Indian protesting the desecration of his ancestors' remains.
168 -Landmark (Part I) (5/6/82)
Barney and his men get disturbing news that their precinct building may be for sale.
169 - Landmark (Part II) ( 5/20/82 )
Barney and his men get 30 days to move after investor Jack Norell announces he has bought the 12th precinct building and intends to renovate it.
170 - Landmark (Part III) (5/27/82)
Barney and his men receive their final orders and transfers as their last day arrives in the 12th precinct building. It's a tearful day as the door closes on the 12th precinct.
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